No More Sub-Prime Card Products Available
Alert, this news is not broken!! Alert, this news is not broken!!
There are no more sub-prime debit cards left to promote in the entire industry.
I repeat, there are no more sub-prime debit cards left to promote!!
What are we to do? Perhaps recruit a new bank to back us and have
Digital Moses start issuing sub-prime debit cards to run within cash
advance sites? Hmmmm….
Wham, Bam Thank You Glam
California based Glam Interactive Group is now allowing males into their site!
Priding themselves on being the first, "place for women in interactive marketing to connect and network," Glam has begun allowing women who used to be men to join their program. Last Friday, Jamie Lee Curtis was the first "female" to be allowed into the site. Daughter of famous actor Tony Curtis, you would never know Jamie Lee was born with "both organs" after seeing her bounding bosoms in 1983’s, "Trading Places." A spokesperson from Glam Interactive had this to say. "Jamie Lee is a powerful female in Hollywood, and we all grew up astonished at her performance in ‘Halloween.’ She is a valued member of the community and a huge asset to our Glam Interactive network."
Jamie’s addition has paved the way for a series of other women of uestionable origin.
I’m Going To Hell, Are You?
Many years of this industry has rendered me unable to tell the truth. It is an affliction I have been fighting, but I just can not be truthful anymore. Last night God told me that everyone in the affiliate marketing space is going to Hell, and I started to argue with him but ultimately gave up. He illustrated the highest grossing verticals, which included cash advance, debit cards, debt consolidation, sub-prime mortgage, sweepstakes where the user gets hosed, credit repair without the repair, hidden t’s and c’s to slam people with text and email messages, and perverse creative to entice users to sign up for online dating. He presented his case, and I stopped arguing. Fortunately, he didn’t bring up the fake charity offers, BS Christmas ornament campaigns, and
flunky T-Shirt sales scams that claim to give half their profits to charity. Jeez. After a couple hours of me shouting at him, I apologized and ultimately agreed with him that I am headed for Hell. Besides, I had to get up early for a conference call, so I couldn’t sit there all night battling. I was just too tired. How’s your day going?
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