[Re: Loose Cannon: Farewell, My Segmenter (A Sam Chaid Mystery), Direct Newsline, Sept. 12, 2005]:
I gotta spill my beans and call a Spade a Spade — your DM Noir novella had me laughing so hard, I broke my funny bone. (Hey, can I sue?) The real mystery is, why haven’t you been snapped up to write brilliant B-movie scripts for Hollywood?
Lauretta Harris
Write Communications Inc.
Scarsdale, NY
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The article was intriguing. I was astounded to find something so out of the ordinary in this Direct edition. I would also claim to be astounded by your writing skills; which were impressive and far beyond my capability in terms of surmounting such a stale (to the overwhelmed many) topic. Kudos! It is good to see writing of any level amongst this crowd. I aspire to write often and well some day, despite being entrenched so early in this profession. Once again, congratulations on entertaining; with novel subject matter at that.
Robert John Ed
Marketing Assistant
Innovative Marketing Consultants
Minnetonka, MN
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Your point’s well made, tho’ Falwell isn’t from Lynchburg, TN. He’s from Lynchburg, VA! The original home of ChapStick, Fleet enemas, and Jerry Falwell: the solution for whatever ails you!!!
Ned Haley
Lake Monticello, VA
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I’m certain I must be the 144,000th person to e-mail you to let you know that Jerry Falwell hails from Lynchburg, Virginia, not Tennessee.
I don’t think they even allow Baptists and bootleggers in the same town, at least not in Dixie.
Anyway, I don’t know how the Rev. Dr. Falwell feels about it, but I thank heavens every day for what Mr. Jack Daniels makes in the other Lynchburg.
Clever column, by the way.
Praise the Lord and pass the bourbon,
Scott E. Huch
President
The Delta Group, Inc.
Annandale, VA
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