Loose Cannon: If Elected, I Solemnly Swear

Out of a selfless desire to give back to the direct response marketing industry, I have launched a write-in campaign to become the next governor of the great state of California.

While I have no intention of moving from New York City, I will address the residency restriction by establishing a mail drop in Sacramento. Were I a direct marketer, doing so would allow the state to collect taxes from me. It therefore stands to reason that I should be allowed to pursue political office within the state as if I were a resident.

In return for the industry