‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all of my mail
Couldn’t be less convincing to create a sale.
And ridiculous e-mails, repulsive to see,
Still aren’t as repulsive as spots on TV.
The worst of the lot are commercials by Dell,
Whose product is good but whose TV spots smell.
That obnoxious dweeb spokesman appeals to the young
But his smirk looks like he has been chewing on dung.
If you think these objections are callous and crude,
Tell that ugly kid he should quit calling me
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