Novelty Bathroom Tissue Company Cleans Up

What do George Bush, John Kerry, Ayatollah Khomeni, and Muammar al-Qaddafi all have in common?

Their photographs have all been printed on rolls of bathroom tissue by justtoiletpaper.com, a wholesaler and e-commerce retailer of novelty bathroom tissue.

“We just filled an order for four rolls of George Bush,” said owner and founder Marc Polish. “He must have done something stupid.”

The Margate, NJ-based company is strictly non-partisan. Osama Bin Laden, the Starr Report and the Congressional Bank have also been immortalized on rolls of toilet paper.

He also offers less political bathroom tissue. Rolls are decorated with ducks, bunnies and paw prints as well as flowers, balloons and lucky charms. Some rolls have such holiday themes as hearts for Valentine’s Day or pumpkins for Halloween. There’s a camouflage roll just meant for a weekend warrior.

However, justtoiletpaper.com’s core product is monogrammed bathroom tissue. “It’s a home d