To: The Customers of Fli-Rite Airlines
Fr: Mortimer Snerd, CEO and chairman
Re: Government Flyer Database Program
As many of you are aware, the government is requiring all airlines to contribute to the CAPPS 2 program, the second incarnation of its Computer Assisted Passenger PreScreening program. Although this proves that the government is about as adept in creating acronyms as it is in actually capturing terrorists, we still have to contribute to it.
Here at Fli-Rite, we acknowledge the value of our customers
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