A Fore Mantioned
Me guy was waiting for you girl to call. No happen. You Publisher was waiting for me Affiliate Manager to call. Yes happen! Actions getting you freaks and nice crystal and big home for chitlins. Here’s a thought- gone are the Monday through Fridays of standard work fare, a normal job hour job where I work and go home and think about home and life and life and home and home life. Now I got affiliate life. And I can’t envision doing anything else but the affiliate life. A little slice of home is all I requested. Is that fun for you? Grabbing glasses and banging them against my teeth grill? Not fun for me, I say. To what depths of sleep deprivation have I fallen that I am typing these words in preparation to submit them for public perusal? Eh, well, you guys don’t care anyway. Besides, it’s not like I’m being paid. At least that Az**gle interstitial isn’t jackrabbiting all over my column anymore. That just wasn’t right. I’m the freestyle swirler with the style that’s free. Services free too. Call me and find out. Pay per performance. Play for pay, pal. Perforated per for man.
