Spam School

We all have our morning rituals, and I wonder how much yours is like mine.

I arrive at the office, grab some coffee, and then sit down to delete 100 or so pieces of spam from my inbox before I can get to work.

I call it spam because it is unsolicited, untargeted and unreadable.

On any given day, I get 40 or so poorly written e-mails for Viagra and other things that will make me a better man or woman (some of these guys obviously never heard of gender selects).

I receive many offers promising me a